PATÉTICA EXCUSA DE VIDA

* CLASE DE LAS 7 DE LA MAÑANA *

Profesor: "Jesus Rodriguez," * mirando a Juan * "dime que es la tecnología de seguridad."

Juan: "yo no me llamo así"

Alumna: "se llama Juan Carlos Velazquez"

Juan: "No le digas!!!" * golpea a Alumna en el hombro *

Profesor: "Juan Carlos Velazquez"

Juan: "Dígame?"

Alumna 1:"¿cómo se llama?"

Alumna 2:"Carolina"

Carolina:*escucha su nombre y voltea*

Alumna 1: "¿traes las hojas?"

Carolina:"no"

Alumna 1:"¿me las prestas?"

Carolina:"no"

Alumna 1:"es que las necesito para llevarmelas a mi casa, para hacer el resumen de la clase..."

Alumna 2:"dijo que no las traía"

Alumna 1:"Ah."

Carolina:"..."

* CLASE DE INGLÉS, 8 DE LA MAÑANA *

Teacher: "¡Morning!"

Students: "m.m.m...ing"

Teacher: "How are you today?"

Students: "..."

Teacher: "Ok..." *gets depressed, then suddendly gets exited again* "Today we're going to start with Unit 6:Food..."

Carolina: *looking at pictures of food and starts drooling*

Teacher: "what do you eat when you're happy?"

Student a: "Ice cream?"

Teacher: "right, what else?"

Student b: "Carne Asada"

Teacher: "and beer!"

Student c: "Seafood" (yuck!)

Teacher: "and beer!"

Student d: "Grill meat"

Teacher: "AND BEER!"

Students: "..."

Teacher: "How about when you're nervous?"

Students: "nails"

Teacher: "How about when you're celebrating?"

Students: "BEER!"

Teacher: "very good guys..."

Students: O_o

Teacher: "and where do you buy your food?"

Students: "Walmart" "Soriana" "SAM's"

Teacher: "Come on! I've seen you all at Ley°"

°Ley: local store, very cheap and dirty.

Teacher: "have you eaten roasted mice?"

Student e: "I don't know, but I've eaten at Mcdonals'"